THE JOKE

GIRL: Do you believe in puppy love?
BOY: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.

THE OXFORD MURDERS

The film start when Martin arrive to Oxford. He is a boy who likes so much the mathematic things, and he go there to search Arthur Seldom, one of the best teachers in the world. During the film happens a serie of murders that's become an enigma. Martin with Seldom's help have to resolve these murders and discover the killer.

The murderes consist in a serie of Pythagoreans, one thing that he has to discovered with a serie of traks...

And the finaly I won't explain because its better that you discover it.

GRANTS TO CONSERVE BIRD'S NESTS

Nesting sites of protected birds species in the nooks and crannies of the city's façades are under threat due to the increasing amount renovation work being carried out on Barcelona's bulding façades. In a attempt to conserve the nets of these species, the City Council is offering to help paying the building costs.

The"institud Municipal del Paisatge Urbà" of the Barcelona's council is offering grants of up to 25% of the cost of renovation work on building façades if owners oar agree not to disturb the nets of a number of protected birds species.

COMPUTERS MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

In my opinion computers is an invention that have been changed our lifestyle in many aspects.

On the one hand computers stores a lot of information that we can use or need to do a lot of things like compositions, also historical information for our exams, to study and more others things. For this reason we can say that computers are a mode of comunication where we can find all the actuality.
Moreover thanks for it we can do our work more quickly and easily too than in hand writen. As a result of the internet nowadays we can participate in a lot of pages and forums where you can give your opinion about a lot of things like this topic. For that reason internet and computers promote liberty of expresion.

On the other hand you have to take care about your computer for a lot of reasons. Because computers can break down due to of a lot of things. For intant your computer can break down for the virus and the repair of it is very expensive.
Also you have to pay an a quantity of money to surt the internet and not everyone can afford it. Nevertheless nowadays in our society computers and Internet are very internalized and necessary so we would pay anything for these service.

In conclusion computers have changed the world and it has been modernized for the comfort of our being.

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American And Spanish Sitcoms 2003

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Good morning everybody! As you now we are Dani and Àngels, and today we are going to talk and comparate two funny programs of America with two of Catalonia and one of Spain. This programs are Friends, Simpsons, Apm (some question more SQM), una altre cosa and Aida.

First of all we are going to explain the american programs,

FRIENDS:

Friends is an American sitcom about a group of friends in New York city. It was originally broadcast from 1994 to 2004 in a total of 236 episodes. It was created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman.
The show has been broadcast in more than one hundred countries. It is a funny american sitcom because they use a American humor, that constist on laught about the other people and the stupid things.
The characters in this sitcom are:
Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green, Courteney Cox Arquette as Monica Geller, Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe BuffaymMatt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani, Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing David Schwimmer as Ross Geller

SIMPSONS:

The simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox (an a American's TV channel). The serie is a satirical parody of the middle class that shows American lifestyle. The main characters are the simpson's family created by Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and shows many aspects of the human condition including American culture, society and television.
The serie starts on December 17, in 1989. The show has broadcast 425 episodes. Also there are the Simpsons Movie. By the time and for the succesful of this serie, it has been actualized. In the serie there are a lot of secondary and tertiary characters like ...

APM:

apm that's means "Alguna Pregunta mes"
First we have to explain that APM at the beginning there was a humor and satirical radio program created for Antoni Bassas and Xavier Bosch. Now is emited on Tv3. APM talk about the actuality and social events from Catalunya and Spain always with a satirical humor. They win the Premio Ondas on 1997. Basically it's like an a Zapping program.

UNA ALTRA COSA:

una altra cosa by Andreu Buenafuente.
We don' now if you remember this program, Do you? This was a Tv program emmited on Tv3, presented for Andreu Buenafuente since 2002 to 2004. With this program had been origined a lot of good characters like Palomino, Carlitos, El Gilipolles, El follonero and more others.

AIDA:
It's a funny program emmited in telecino that is an stupid humor. The things that make you laugh are only the stupid things. The serie is based on a middle low class family, where the mother, Aida, is a cleaning woman that have one brother that's the best character in the serie called Luisma that's the ex-yonki of the family and the grandma. Aida has two children, Lorena and Jonathan. The friends of the family are Mauricio, Macu, and Machupichu, Chema, Fidel and Paz.

The difference between American humor and Spanish humor is that American humor is relationated more with the actually events and Spanish and Catalan are basically laugh at other people and his ridicolus and funny actions. Of course Spanish and Catalan humor is also relationated with actually

Endangered species quadruple

Species on verge of extinction has risen from 31 to 127. The number of animal species at risk of extinction in Catalonia has risen to 127. "Departament the Medi Ambient" published a research studies where are explained that the population of endangered species has been increase with 46 species on the verge of extinction and 81 hightly vulnerable

Dupont's Lark
Black bellied Sandgrouse

Litlle Bustard

Lesser Grey

European Polecat

Sand Lizard
Bonelli's Eagle

This extinctions have been caused by the reclamation of land for agriculture to urban use, to use of toxins or fortest fires.

DIALOGUE

OUR WEEKEND!!

Àngels: Hey Dani! How was your weekend?

D: Hey Àngels, good morning! My weekend was very well, and yours?

A: Well too! I didn’t see you in Chic! Where was you ¡? You said me that you would come!

D: Yes! But finaly Cristian and the boys told me if I want to go to la Bisbal to the Erotic Party and I said yes of course!! xDD

A: Oh... I saw laia and Laura in Chic! I thing that you was with they!

D: No... after the diner we go to put petrol in my car to go to la Bisbal. After that we go to Pepe's house and then we go to la Bisbal with a lot of people. It was very well!

A: Yeah I think!

D: And How was there, in Chic?

A: Ohh! I passed a very good time!!! I went with some people that I haven't seen so time ago and we passed a very good night. Also I knew some barmans and they invited to me to drink.

D: What envy, I couldn't drink anything because I had to drive!

A: What time you arrived at home?

D: UFF!!! Very late and also I have to took home Pepe, Cristian, Blanca and Jaume. I think that we arrived at 5: 30 more or less but I don't know.

And you, what time you arrived at home?

A: Well we arrived at same time more or less xDD.

D: So I hope we see in some party!! See you soon!

A: I hope so too bye bye.

TIGER HUNTERS LANDED IN PRISION

A man who organized a tiger hunt in 2005 has been sentenced to two years in prision. Another person who was a owner of the 70 hectare property called "Los Lunares" has also been banned from hunting for an additional four years. He has found guilty of commiting a crim against the enviromental and for killing a member of a protected speries that was the wolves.

NGO is studying the possibility of bringing for their charges against the convicted: one, for hunting of internationally protected species such as the tiger, two, for the killing of wolves which are a protected species too and three, for the illegal trafficking of endangered species.

Description

The person that I describe is Helena. She is 18 years old and lives in Barcelona. She is 1 metre and 77 centimetre tall and is slim. Her face is very beautiful like an angel's face. Her eyes which are blue always are shinning like the sun. Her nose is small. Her hair that's long and brown, shines when the sun touches it.

On the one hand she's a wonderful person because she is kind and polite with people older than her, friendly and fun with her friends and very clever. She likes to go out at nights with her friends and go to the cinema. She also likes to practize different sports like volleyball and swimming. She thinks the same as me about the animals which is that we have to respect and take care of them.

On the other hand when she's studying, she's strong-willed and hard-working. Normally she's calm but sometimes when she has problems or somethings she gets stressed.

Is the humor necessary?

Is the humor necessary?



Humor is defined as the action to laugh about something that’s make fun. In general humor or also called the comedy is a form of entertainment and a human communication that try to make people feel happy and laugh.

On the one hand, I think that humor always appears in a lot of places. For example there are too many TV programs about humor, series, magazines … So humor has too much audience because everybody likes having fun and feel happy. Also humor can be very useful because sometimes you can use humor to disconnect to your problems or to your job.

On the other hand, maybe an excess of humor can be problematic because no always you can make jokes and laugh at something. I think that humor has to be used in some situations. Also I think that humor only have to be used to feel happy and no to laugh at some people because I think we have to respect the feeling of others. Is to say, laugh with them and no laught at them.

In conclusion, in my point of view humor is very important so it’s necessary for us because without it we can be happy or express our emotions of happiness.

Email's presentation

Hello!

This summer I have been worked at a supermarket, Montserrat's supermarket, and here I have made new friends and have met again with others that also have been worked in the same place, of last summer.

Another summer part I have dedicated it to going out with my friends of parties every week. This summer I knew some good place to go out in Barcelona, the best place for me was "Carpes bora-bora".

Another summer part I have dedicated it to going out with my friends of parties every week once as minimum jejejeje!!! I enjoy it.

Other part of summer I have dedicated to the reserch work, but no a lot.

See you soon!!

Dani.

yeah!!

is here!

is he amaible?

is he handsome?

he is single!

I belive so!

oh my godness everybody behave naturally

Mr Collins at your service

In an Europe marrying with a rich man was the most a woman would help for Elisabeth bennet with way to ahead of her time

as single you out as a companion of my future wife

so I cannot accept you!

Don't wearing Mr Collins

Tell her your insisting in not marrying, you will have this house

I cannot marry

... in destitution

I cannot make me

From Jane austen the dauther, Emma and sense and sensibility

That is Mr Darcy

He looks miserable for so, miserable maybe but poor and sadness not

Would you like dance Mr Darcy?

No about now

What must have you done with Mr Darcy?

I have no idea

I do not have the damant of conversing easily with people I never met before

You should practise

May have the next dance, Miss Elisabeth

it would be the most of inconvenience since I've known him since eternity!

May!

He's so rich!

presents the story of ... woman

Nowadays our society are changing and the woman are starting work in high positions. Now there are a lot of womans that work, and have a career. Can they have a maternity leave?

The problem appears when they want to have a baby, because they need teh maternity leave and this periode of time is about 4 or 5 and it's a lot of time without working. There is an example of the minister of Defense that have this problem. She have to decided if she would have the maetrnity leave or not and her choise is very important because i f she decide have it, she should be replaced.

This situation happens today in or society. A lot of woman works in business. Therefore they have this periode of time to stay with her baby, although this choise involve a problem they need it,but it depends on his positions because if the position in the society is to high then it's more dificult to decided.

In conclusion, before making a decision you have to be sure of your decision and you have to be ready for the consequences.

An inconvenient truth. If not now, when?

What was the first impact of the film on you?

The most importan problem is the extremly pollution that the humans are making. Now there are a lot of impacts produced for us like the global warming but also there aren't potable water, the temperature of all the Earth planet is increasing, and the poorness on the tird world is too elevated. Now the most important and most dangerous is global warming because his impacts if happens will be very problematic and it's so difficult to solve.

What didn't you know about global warming that you learnt with the film and surprised you?

I became surprised when he explain the consequencies about the defrosting sides like the himalaia, the poles and more sides. This consequencies are that a lot of places like cities, villages ... became inundated, the level of the sea increase a lot. He show this consequencies with graphis and the places that he shows became very inundated.


Are you ready to change your lifestyle?

Option A: opinion

THE PROBLEM OF GLOBAL WARMING

the global warming is a phenomenon that has been begun this last years and his effects are produced by all ours impacts that we have been made lately

YOUR MUM SPEAKING

Which expressions can you understand?

GET OUT OF BED
WASH YOUR FACE
CLEAN YOUR TEEH
GET UP NOW
MAKE YOUR BED
WEARING THAT
HERE ARE YOUR CLOTHS
HERE ARE YOUR SHOES
DO YOUR HOMEWORK
WHERE ARE YOUR BOOKS
YOU'RE GONA BE FEED THE CAT
BE CAREFUL
COME HERE
BUT HURRY THE BUS IS HERE
DID YOU WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS
CLEAN YOUR ROOM
PLAY FAIR
TURN ON IT DOWN
YOUR IPOT IT'S MY IPOT AND YOU DON'T LISTEN UP
NOW MORE COMPUTER TIME TONIGHT
WHERE ARE YOU GOING
WHAT TIME YOU THINK YOU'RE COMING HOME
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH
A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING MUST BE IN PLACE
TELL THE TRUTH
STOP CRYING OR I GIVE YOU SOMETHING REAL TO CRY ABOUT
DON'T FORGET I LOVE YOU
YOU DON'T NEED THE REASON WHY BECAUSE I SAID SO

How many of these expressions sound familiar to you?

clean you room, get up of bed, no more computer time tonight, a place for everything and everything must be in place, what time you think you're coming home, shut up (close your mouth), you're gonna be feed the dog, do your homework, make your bed, come here ...

Are these sentences necessary to raise/bring up a child ?

I think that sometimes some of these sentenses are necesary to have under control the situation because the problem sometimes is that the teenagers have a lot of freedom to decide what we want to do. For this reason I think that it can be good use impertative sentence to reduce your freedom but always with respect and without shouting. Because if the mum says angrily or shouting it can be worse and sometimes you complain about it and contest her. So bring up a teenager it's too dificult and why not you can use these sentences to help yourself

List must and mustn'ts on how to educate a child today in your opinion/experience

Watch Judge Perez Calatayud on this video

"Children are not properly educated by their parents today" State your opinion in 100 words.
Help: remember the connectors

TIGER HUNTERS LANDED IN PRISON

Manuel Dominguez has been banned from hunting because he was found guilty for doing crims like hunt and kill members of a protected species.

He has been controling two hunters that they were payed from he to hunt a protected specie, that was a tiger, a femel one.

The NGO imposed a punishment for these action:
- kill a tiger that was a protected specie.

- kill three wolves that in Extremadura was a protected specie too.

- the illegal trafficki8ng with species.

fenced-off = zona protegida
wolves = llops
landed in prison = anar a presó

The punishment was landed to prison for two years that some people of enviromental grups ecologistas Extremadura think that it's a little punish compared with the crim.

TINY POLAR BEAR MEETS CAMERA

The polar bear cub was sparated from his mother because she would eat it. He's lucky to be alive because the zoo where the mother is don't have evidence of this agressive comportament. els cuidadors have to separate the cub from his mother to save it, because the mother have tried to kill his own soon. The zoo's personal don't know if comportment of his mother it's This cub is a female and now is attended by nurses of the zoo.

Match Point

1) The film subtitles are: passion, obsession and temptation. Explain why waching in this trailer

The passion that we can see in the trailer is when Chris and Nola are together not always but ofer they finish fucking or doing something sexual.

The obsession that we can see in this trailer is always with Chris and Nola because Chris always think about her and Nole too. There are moments that the comportament of this caracters are angry because only are thinking about stay together. Also we can see that Chris when stay with Chole are angry and insult her.

The temptation that we can see in this trailer is when Nola and Chris stay along and it's here when they can wake down to the temptation and "enrollarse"

2) Watch this amazing take.

2a. At what point in the film does it take place? Who is talking first? How does the director present the two characters? how can you interpret these words?

The house of father's Tom. Nola talk first. With a sceene of a short match of ping-pong and with a intrigant dialogue that's confuse. Nola is playing ping-pong with other person and suddenly Chris appear and afer they play a mini-match while they have a intrigant dialogue . You can interpret bad these words because the dialogue is confuse and with their entonation you can interpret that they speak about temptation.

2b. Translate this dialogue into English

Nola: Well, who is my next victim. You?
Chris: Long time that I don't play to ping-pong.
Nola: Would you like for 1000 libras.
Chris: Where did I fall?
Nola: And where did I fall?
Chris: Is like this, can I?
Nola: please.
Chris: We have to inclinarse and acompañar the ball
Nola: Me iba bastante bien hasta que as aparecido tu. I go well a litlle since you appear.
Chris: Ah! My etern destination! And say me what does a beautiful american girl ping-pong player mixted with the high english class.
Nola: Have you ever told that you have a very agresive game?
Chris: Have you ever told that you have a very sexy mouth?
Nola: almost agresive!
Chris: Lo mio es competir, Resulta molesto My objective is competitive, is it bodher?
Nola: I have to medite some time.

3) The characters:
Describe each character in 3 adjectives or expressions.
Chris: crazy, lucky man and moody Nola: sexy, beautiful and failed actress Chloe: rich, dumb and pope girl Tom: rich, optimistic and happy the mother: rich, ignorant and concerned the father: rich, generous and proud.


4) Several different English accents are to be found in the film.

Irish: Chris
English middle class (BBC English): mother and father's Tom
London Cockney: Tom, Chloe,
American: Nola

5) Comment on this scene. What do you think? I think that this scene is to show that in the life there are a lot of situation maked by the lucky and you cannot decide or predict what will happens for every action that you will do. Also I think that with this filosofical sentence they have to said that you can have anything under control and
What's the director's view in the film about this issue?